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*Turn to page 56.
*Find the fifth sentence.
*Post that sentence along with these instructions in your LiveJournal.
*Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

From the fifth (full) sentence...

The government stole Macherten property and called it communism.

--Ayaan Hirsi Ali, _Infidel_








Can't find what you're looking for? You aren't LOOKING hard enough!!! ;-)
What’s the best tip you’ve ever gotten about your golf game?

Don't hit the windmill. LOL








Can't find what you're looking for? You aren't LOOKING hard enough!!! ;-)

Been getting a LOT of requests for this...

I have posted some links in my survey, as well as giving some advice on gifts and better sex, and many people have asked for a way to find what they are looking for! Well, now I have formed a group where I have placed banners, links, and a few pictures of my favorite toys! Feel free to join and shop for yourself! The prices are deeply discounted, but the quality is top-notch! I have bought from the sites I have linked to and I have never had a problem! I encourage you all to read the reviews for each of the items and decide for yourself which toys, lingerie, videos, DVDs and other sexual aides are for you! Please leave your review on the linked site for EACH ITEM after you have had time to experience the product to let others know whether or not you have enjoyed your purchases. You can remain anonymous or let people know who you are!

Remember to have fun! Valentine's Day is only 6 weeks away, so start planning that romantic trip today and save some money for some gifts from my new site! Here's a link to the group page! Just follow the banners!

http://community.livejournal.com/sex_toy_lovers/profile

















Can't find what you're looking for? You aren't LOOKING hard enough!!! ;-)

This had better work!

Poll #1141327 Which are, in your opinion, the best?

Which of these toys would you consider the best for a woman to use solo?

http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=TO4011-6
1(50.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=WF0502-7
1(50.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=DJ1459-01
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=GT609
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=PD1311-11
0(0.0%)

How important are previous customers reviews when buying a toy for yourself?

Mean: 18.00 Median: 18 Std. Dev 2.00
0(0.0%)
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
0(0.0%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)
11
0(0.0%)
12
0(0.0%)
13
0(0.0%)
14
0(0.0%)
15
0(0.0%)
16
1(50.0%)
17
0(0.0%)
18
0(0.0%)
19
0(0.0%)
20
1(50.0%)

How important is the price that you are asked to pay when buying a toy for yourself?

Mean: 14.00 Median: 14 Std. Dev 4.00
0(0.0%)
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
0(0.0%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(50.0%)
11
0(0.0%)
12
0(0.0%)
13
0(0.0%)
14
0(0.0%)
15
0(0.0%)
16
0(0.0%)
17
0(0.0%)
18
1(50.0%)
19
0(0.0%)
20
0(0.0%)

When buying sex-toys for yourself while alone, which tends to be most true:

I buy primarily from neighborhood sex shops so that I can see exactly what I am buying and take it home immediately.
0(0.0%)
I prefer anonymity (remaining anonymous), so buying through the mail or online is best for me.
2(100.0%)
I look for the same toy in different places (online, in shops, mail order) to make sure I am getting the best deals.
0(0.0%)
I buy on-line and have it shipped as quickly as possible!
0(0.0%)
Wherever I see something I like, I buy it when I see it. Price is no object if it looks good.
0(0.0%)
Other (explain below):
0(0.0%)

If other, please explain briefly:

Which of the following toys would you consider best for a woman to use on another woman or a subby-man?

http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=TO4011-6
1(50.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=SE1506-01
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=PD3367-23
1(50.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=PD3389-00
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=NW10601
0(0.0%)

What would you be more likely to buy online?

Sex toys from a sex toy site.
2(100.0%)
Adult DVDs from an adult site.
0(0.0%)
Lingerie from an adult site.
0(0.0%)
Lingerie from a typical clothing site.
0(0.0%)
Adult DVDs from a general DVD site.
0(0.0%)
None of the above. I would not buy such things online.
0(0.0%)

How often do you SHOP FOR (browse for) toys, lingerie, and adult DVDs online?

Daily
0(0.0%)
Weekly
1(50.0%)
A few times per month
0(0.0%)
Monthly
1(50.0%)
A few times per year
0(0.0%)
Yearly
0(0.0%)
It's been over a year
0(0.0%)
Never before, but thought about it
0(0.0%)
Never have, never will
0(0.0%)

Which seems like the smarter way to shop for toys online?

Whatever is cheaper
0(0.0%)
Whatever looks better, regardless of price
0(0.0%)
Whatever has the best comments from previous customers, regardless of price
2(100.0%)
Whatever the best-sellers are, regardless of price
0(0.0%)
Whatever has the most features and accessories, regardless of price
0(0.0%)

Which of the following looks the most fun?

http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=LOTJ827
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=DJ0274-00
1(50.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=NW1898-1
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=PD3700-00
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=DJ1452-00
1(50.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=WF0502-7
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=PD3389-00
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=SE1838-04
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=SS202-01
0(0.0%)
http://www.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=ljohnson&pnum=TO4011-6
0(0.0%)
 








Can't find what you're looking for? You aren't LOOKING hard enough!!! ;-)

I am beginning to LOVE age-play!

My boyfriend and I like to age-play.  He likes to watch me play with my toys and sometimes he will play with my toys by putting them onto or into me! He thinks it's funny to turn them on and shove them deep inside of me, then just leave them on for a VERY long time! It's fun, but I get very tired after he does that and I just want to take a nap. That is when he gets really horny and wants to bend me over and punish me by spanking me with his big long stick! It hurts sometimes, but he says it hurts him as much as it hurts me and he proves it by spanking me with it until it spits out its white juice all over me or inside of me. I have tasted it; it is YUMMY, but he says that I am a dirty little girl when I do it and he makes me take a shower with him! He likes his little girl so clean! He makes me smell real nice, then we sometimes go out and eat in restaurants and he lets me sit next to him so he can feed me. Sometimes, though, food drops off the fork or spoon and he has to wipe it off of me or pick it up off my lap. Sometimes he can't find it for several minutes and it tickles! It feels so funny to be in a restaurant with your boyfriend tickling you while looking for a dropped piece of food! Some people just look at us and laugh, but some just shake their heads. One old lady even told us we would go to hell. I told her, "I'm sorry, we were trying to be careful, but his meat just fell out of my mouth and into my lap! I didn't know that God hated clumsy people, but we will try harder not to drop any more!" Her jaw just dropped and she left. My boyfriend laughed, and I didn't know why; then he told me what I said and it was funny! I love him!








Can't find what you're looking for? You aren't LOOKING hard enough!!! ;-)

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day was completely awesome!  My boyfriend and I had some amazing sex after we went out to dinner!  He had me cumming before I was even out of my panties!  He loves to get me completely wet and worked up before we even start having sex, but I was so excited that I actually had my first orgasm before we were even completely undressed!  I'm so happy that it didn't snow as much as it was supposed to; I was kind of disappointed that we didn't get snowed in so that we would be stuck at home all day, but it was nice to be able to go out and eat for once!  I miss the days when we could go out to a restaurant every day!  In other words, my cooking sucks and I know it!  ;-)

My boyfriend and I are thinking about buying a new toy and I want to get suggestions on which one you think is best.  His birthday is coming up soon also, so I might just get us a new DVD too!  I'll post a poll later so that I can get a good idea of what I should consider getting.








Can't find what you're looking for? You aren't LOOKING hard enough!!! ;-)

Hello and Welcome!

I am looking for friends in all the wrong places.  Why not add another one?

Like my pussy?  Well, it's not REALLY mine.  It's my boyfriend's cat!  See him up there in the upper left?  He's so cute!

I love to talk about sex.  My boyfriend and I love being naughty together, but I haven't yet been able to convince him to let me post my pictures here, so please don't ask for them.  I hate to disappoint people, so I set up links on the side of my page to let you pervs find great deals on the same toys, DVDs, and lingerie that my boyfriend and I buy for each other.  If any of you want to send me anything - hint, hint - I have a P.O. Box here!  ;-)

 Ask me anything and I will try to answer the best way I can, honestly.








Can't find what you're looking for? You aren't LOOKING hard enough!!! ;-)